A day in the life of Stacy

CSI Miami

Could this show possibly rule more? I say it can not. David Carruso's deliveries are cheese-a-rific. So the show opens with a lady getting killed by a shark. They call in CSI and discover she was shot first, fell in the water and then, in fact, got attacked by a shark. If that isn't awesome enough, DC will say something awesome like, "So the killer is a shark... the land kind..." Then Todd will say, "Why do you watch this stupid show?" Then I will say, "You love it and you know it." Then we will sit and watch it together.
Good old David Carusso. Do you want to know about him, good, this is your lucky day. CD was on NYPD Blue when it first came on. The show was a hit and every week everyone got to see his bare ass. And he won an Emmy the first year. DC says to the producers, "I want out of my contract to go do movies." The producers say, "You can get out of your contract, but you can't work in television for ten years." Then David Carusso says, "This ass is too hot for TV, bitches." Then he went on to be a big movie star, not so much a big movie star, but he was in Two Days in the Valley, well that wasn't so much him as it was the guy that looks like him. Anyway, now he's back on TV and he gets to make really awesome land shark references.
This is David Carusso ten years ago on NYPD Blue:
"I'll pick you up at 8:00"
Cut to porn music "Bow chicka bow bow" and his pants drop to reveal bare ass.
This is David Carusso on CSI Miami:
"I'll pick you up at 8:00"
Cut to credits.

Lets just say his ass isn't what it used to be.
(Maybe he can use that line on CSI...)

posted by Stacy @ 4:38 PM