A day in the life of Stacy

Stuff I have a problem with

You know what I have a problem with? The freaking gray streak right above my forehead. I couldn't stand it anymore so I dyed the crap out of it yesterday. I didn't have anyone to help me so I did it myself while the kiddies were napping. Well I could have had help but that brings me to another thing I have a problem with:
You know what I have a problem with? When I was a kid my mom used to do my hair, as most mothers do. And she used to TOTALLY kill my scalp pulling the crap out of my hair. I've been doing my own hair now for quite some time. Lots of different people have cut my hair. Nearly all of my girlfriends have been called upon to dye my hair at one time or another, even Todd once. The last time I dyed my hair I asked mom to help me, and she freakin' killed me!!!!! She's all, "Quit being such a baby" I'm all, "Quit scalping me, crazy lady!"
You know what I have a problem with? The post office. I sent out Valentines for Valentine's Day. My grandma's got lost in the mail. She was ready to go down there and start shooting. "They lost MY VALENTINE from MY GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN!!!"
You know what I have a problem with? Wal-Mart. Could it suck more? I submit that it cannot. I hate that place. They have so much CRAP!!! And yet I can't avoid it as much as I try. So I'll need some baby thing that I can't get at a regular grocery store so I'll have to go there, and the bastards won't have it anyway. I hate you Wal-Mart!!
You know what I have a problem with? Me. I think of something somewhat interesting to put on my blog and I get here and then I forget it. I suck! Grrr....

posted by Stacy @ 12:19 PM