A day in the life of Stacy

She found the will

I found myself with a lot of anger about some stupid shirts, but I'll be darned if someone is going to steal money from me. So instead of doing nothing, I decided to so something. I heard from someone else that had the unfortunateness to do business with her that she moved out of the house next to my store due to a mold problem. So now my plan of throwing a rock through her window was out. Next I decided to visit a fellow shop owner who the bubblehead claimed told her to come to me in the first place. I knew the other storeowner preivous to this. I told her she screwed me and skipped town. She told me that she screwed her too and told me to call the cops on her. That seemed to be not exactly the proper thing to do, so I filed a complaint with the Better Business Bereau. I didn't have an address for her which the BBB was not thrilled about, but I did have her cell phone number and I assume they gave her a ring because the shirts magically appeared this morning. It only took 11 weeks to deliver. Maybe she should put that on her business cards.
Since every embroidery person we come across is a moron, my mom has decided to learn to embroider. She decided if an idiot can do it, then she should be a master in no time.

posted by Stacy @ 2:48 PM